rebagled:

coming home drunk and trying to be quiet more like

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deverse:

my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey insteadimage

upgraders:

It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making

princeowl:

scully: mulder what do you think happened here?

mulder:

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awkwardrabbit:

How am I going to tell them I lost my job.
I have a wife, and 3 children
3 Children. 

awkwardrabbit:

How am I going to tell them I lost my job.

I have a wife, and 3 children

3 Children. 

theoccasionalitalic:

robertge:

bad—cop:

fuck-no-sjws:

serenading-solitude:

sixthrock:

sofapizza:

pleatedjeans:

This dog barks like a person screaming for his life. [via]

their neighbors must be terrified.

*wag wag wag*
*happy dog face*
*BLOODCURDLING DEATH SCREECH*
*wag wag wag*

oh my fucking god

Imagine how many times the neighbors have called the cops

THE GASPS

FUCKING LOST IT

SEND HELP

i literally just cried and laughed out loud

lindsaylohoean:

"hey since you’re here can you come help me with this"

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"i’ll give you money if you do"

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