being interrupted mid sentence
do she got a booty?
SHE REALLY DOOO
who the fuck chooses the actors in infomercials
I love how the other one is like “whoop, heres my ride”
Get in, loser, we’re going mopping
"maybe you shouldnt eat all of tha-"
The Sandlot Reunion - July 24th, 2013
MY GOD. Hit me right in the nostalgia.
MY FAVORITE POST
PLEASE TELL ME THAT PEOPLE IN BRITAIN ACTUALLY CALL THE USA “THE COLONIES”
Nah, it’s what we call the rest of the world, because most of the time, it’s accurate.
usualy when we say america it’s followed by a sigh and an eyebrow roll
an eyebrow roll
I can’t be a parent what if my kid is allergic to dogs
The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.
Jizz and jet
shoot and scoot
blow your load and hit the road
bust ya nut and off ya strut
[falls in the shower] parkour