therealhamster:

being interrupted mid sentence

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okaymad:

do she got a booty?

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she dooooo

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SHE REALLY DOOO

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guy:

who the fuck chooses the actors in infomercials

strangergirls:

oy-eld-thankee:

I love how the other one is like “whoop, heres my ride”

Get in, loser, we’re going mopping

strangergirls:

oy-eld-thankee:

I love how the other one is like “whoop, heres my ride”

Get in, loser, we’re going mopping

illaminati:

"maybe you shouldnt eat all of tha-"

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thelindsaytuggey:

jasonfnsaint:

The Sandlot Reunion - July 24th, 2013

MY GOD. Hit me right in the nostalgia.

evilbisexualstiles:

thebritishwinchester:

there-are-some-who-call-me-tim:

duffy-fluffy:

eyelinerandjcrew:

MY FAVORITE POST

PLEASE TELL ME THAT PEOPLE IN BRITAIN ACTUALLY CALL THE USA “THE COLONIES”

Nah, it’s what we call the rest of the world, because most of the time, it’s accurate.

usualy when we say america it’s followed by a sigh and an eyebrow roll

an eyebrow roll

beefjorky:

michaxl:

I can’t be a parent what if my kid is allergic to dogs

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relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

londongrimshaw:

[falls in the shower] parkour

kasumychan:

eridansucksdick:

ye olde beyblade

let thou rip

I laughed so hard, I started crying.